Opinion: Juul No Longer Cuul

Word is out that taking 40 rips from a flavored e-cigarette might just be unhealthy. “Yeah, I guess juuls are bad now” said Brett from your business class. However, some students have found healthier ways to cope with the withdrawals. “I just do coke instead” said ex-Juuler Tyler Day, “I get this mango stuff from my friend’s cousin Craig. It’s the best powder I’ve ever had. Plus the cough I’ve had for 34 months went away.” says Day. He recommends that students trying to quit nicotine should consider snorting an ounce daily and joining the facebook group he co-admins — @ChapmanCokeConnection.