Brave Bridget reports she’s “not even that cold”
After approximately 45 minutes of steady drippage, the rain has forced over 97% of SoCal natives into deep naps.
My TOTALLY EPIC Winter Break
Sandra, we get it you went to the Galapagos, but now let me tell you about my winter break.
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GOD HURRY IT’S CROWNING
You know it has to be one of them. God, you’re so horny.
Do you own a pair of Doc Marten’s? Are you voting for Pete Buttegieg? What sets you apart?