TEST YOUR FORTUNE NOW!

Or whatever you people believe idk

November, 2025

Aries: (March 21 – April 19)

Take it easy this month. Everything will go your way and your friends love you.

Taurus: (April 20 – May 20)

In short, you’re freaking us out and you got a ton of people staring in a bad way.

Gemini: (May 21 – June 20)

You and your twin (that every Geminus has) will separate and you’ll become a taurus and a dropshipper, respectively.

Cancer: (June 21 – July 22)

Fact. This sign's actually latin for “crab”, but also “cancer”. This month you will choose.

Leo: (July 23 – August 22)

This one’s latin for “Lion”. Easy!

Virgo: (August 23 – September 22)

This month look out for... Um, heh… Line? *Sigh* My timid but charming Virgo life…

Libra: (September 23 – October 22)

Balance is key. Be ready to choose between a no-nonsense businessman and a smokeshow farmboy who makes Christmas trees. 

Scorpio: (October 23 – November 21)

Relax, we can fix this. 

Sagittarius: (November 22 – December 21)

Oooo so many letters! Aren’t you a little cherub? Looks like we got a little prince here. Who’re you fooling? Just joking man, it's all love. 

Capricorn: (December 22 – January 19)

A paycheck is heading your way. Cut off toxic people this month such as your poor friends. 

Aquarius: (January 20 – February 18)

Don't listen to the others, I’m your real star-sign. Come with me…

Pisces: (February 19 – March 20)

 Irvine Prison recently let out a psycho who kills these. Some have started calling him the "Pisces Murderer”.