Come On! Let's put the Geno-aside! Chapman Gets Hip Hop on Gaza

In a youth effort move, Chapman has put out what they call a “lit ass statement on g-g-g-aza” to ease student demands to divest funds from Israel, hoping to appeal to what they call the “soul-funk brothers and sisters on campus”.

“Ayo! Time out! SJP this, genocide that; can’t a punk lovin’ “gangsta” have a p-p-peace of mind? We at Chapman hear you crispity clear about how we give phat band to Israel, the promised land, freest mothafuckin’ country in the middle of the fuckin’ east, but sorry Ms. Jackson, we ain’t divesting whack! Did you know Tupac’s from Israel? Uh-huh, Now that’s hot! Did you also know Hamas banned “chilling with your homies at the crib”? Whaaat? Whatchu talkin about Willis!”

In an attempt to be with “it”, Chapman then detailed other pressing issues on-campus that students should focus on. “How about we all protest about some real “rap” shit, yo! Too many nonsense characters causing trouble for our MCs over at p-p-public safety, all because they’re not strapped! Give them guns, man, we’re at war! How about all the ‘fugees and immigrants coming from all over the globe, and stealing your tuition doe! That ain’t hip hop, That’s an invasion! So how about all the boys and girlies unite and keep it Cali in here, cus they not like us! Pussy eating parlow, OUT.