I always knew eugenics was the answer!
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tbh this is so inconsiderate
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4th best film school? Not for long!
Read MoreChapman Wonders Why You All Expected Dorm Pool by Labor Day, After Saying it Would be Done by Labor Day.
So that’s why the meathead next to me in Econ 202 was wearing a speedo in class…
Read MoreDodge Lobby Inspires Other Schools to Follow Suit!
where will the hanging spiderman go in leatherby?
Read MoreCharles C. Chapman Returns Via Cryochamber: New Policies to Come
uh he’s right behind me, isn’t he…
Read MoreNew Marquee Blows Up Power Grid
Have they tried turning it off and on again?
Read MoreNew Beckman Starbucks Speakeasy
Big news, the on-campus Starbucks is now slightly larger.
Read MoreThe Kumquat’s College Guide for Freshmen
Blaze is way, way better than Pizza Press.
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Ugh, I can’t believe I even came out tonight! I’m so exhausted. The 405* was sooo clogged up on the way home.
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