Friend You Really Wanted a Break From Also Staying for Interterm

With interterm being optional, you thought there was a chance you could finally get away from that one “friend” who’s been hanging around you, asking to do an “Interstellar watch party in the lounge” with you since the first week of school. Think again! As it turns out, they’re also taking “Deconstructing Hogwarts: Religion, Race, and Polyamory” this January.

“I’m so excited we’re both staying for Interterm!” your “pal” tells you, “Nobody else is really going to be here, so we’ll be able to hang out all month, just one-on-one!” 

Aw, hell nah! You’ve got two options: spend all of January chopping it up with this loser on the walk between the campus and the dorms (and of course being invited to stay for even fucking longer at their Henley Hall apartment that smells like fish) or dropping your class altogether.

Next thing you know, they’ll be asking you to live in Harris with them next year, because of course, they want to live in Harris. Don’t give in.