Friendsgiving’s Dark Past Uncovered
Friendsgiving is HERE! Load up that plate with mash, stuffing, and… troubled origins? What?
Yes, I’m Looking for a Fourth Roommate. No, It Can’t Be You.
Look, if it were up to me – and it completely is – I definitely wouldn’t room with you. That said, I’m sure my other two roomies would also agree with me.
Work Study Replaced with “Prize Points”
Student workers make way too much money, and can be paid less! Who knew?
Pete the Panther Stole My Boyfriend
My (19F) boyfriend (21M) was talking about how he was hanging out with some guy named Pete (?M) over interterm.
New Years Resolution: I'm done with attention
2024 I’m swearing off attention. I don’t even want it. No, I don’t. I’m done with it. So please. Don’t text me.
Misunderstood Emotional Support Animal Goes Bananas
“Mr. Bananas will treat them as family.”
Chapman Republicans Holiday Debate Topic Submission: Why Michelle Obama is Actually Just a Life-Size Cake.
Is Michelle Obama a human or is she made of cake?
Freshmen returning from break face existential crisis
As Thanksgiving break comes to a close and students return, this year's freshmen come home with sunken eyes and all new forms of depression.
Students Reflect on Very Confusing Green Lights on Campus
From November 6-12, multiple buildings on campus were majestically bathed by neon green light.
“My Weird Younger Cousins Are Now Weird Adults”
Someone’s going to have to take over being the weird AND gay cousin!
Chapman Scooter User Unsure How to Ruin People’s Days During Thanksgiving Break
Perhaps the saddest story of this break comes from George, a junior communications major who “has a lot going on” and is struggling to adapt to life without his giant motorized scooter.
Peace Studies Major to Skip Thanksgiving This Year
Aiden McMahon, Peace Studies ‘24 decided to skip the horrors of it all and “pass” on Thanksgiving.
Two Brown Girls Walk Into a Halloween Party
Last Halloween, Annika had just entered her friend's annual (always boring) Halloween party in her sexy pizza costume.