My (19F) boyfriend (21M) was talking about how he was hanging out with some guy named Pete (?M) over interterm.

nothing to see here! o_o

This is the Undie Run in 2050.

2024 I’m swearing off attention. I don’t even want it. No, I don’t. I’m done with it. So please. Don’t text me.

“Mr. Bananas will treat them as family.”

Is Michelle Obama a human or is she made of cake? 

As Thanksgiving break comes to a close and students return, this year's freshmen come home with sunken eyes and all new forms of depression.

From November 6-12, multiple buildings on campus were majestically bathed by neon green light.

Someone’s going to have to take over being the weird AND gay cousin!

Perhaps the saddest story of this break comes from George, a junior communications major who “has a lot going on” and is struggling to adapt to life without his giant motorized scooter.

Aiden McMahon, Peace Studies ‘24  decided to skip the horrors of it all and “pass” on Thanksgiving.

Last Halloween, Annika had just entered her friend's annual (always boring) Halloween party in her sexy pizza costume.

Party on! This new breed of mean green frat bros are here and taking Chapman by storm.

Feminism W!

Twas Hallows Eve.

Uh actually, when I studied abroad……..

The real allegation is that there were “7” people at the football game.

In: bringing back the Lobotomy! 

This past Friday, I entered Orange Liquor with the usual goal in mind: buy a pack of raspberry Smirnoff Ices for a little pregame with my girls.