Class of 2020 let me hear you mute those motherf*ckin mics!

Sophomore Film Production major Lauren Dib is in critical condition.

“Up until now, we’ve relied on verbal intimidation to fight crime on campus, but now, with this pandemic we had no choice but to use swords.”

I need this.

That’s right, it’s summer, the only time of year where you can finally sit around the house and do nothing!

Writing this was healing.

Whether you’re safe or not, you definitely should be having it!

One group of on-campus residents have stayed put

Senior Tommy Beckendorf’s new podcast is proof that just because you have time to make something, doesn’t mean you should.

Kaylee Jones is having a difficult time back home in San Jose after being stripped from her title of Pralle Resident Advisor.

Hey. Hey, Mom. Mama. My beautiful madre. Mommy!!! Come on, it’s time! It’s finally golden hour.

Quarantine with the girls has taken a yearnful turn at a local Dodge house.

Guys did you notice the insanity of what has been happening this weekend... it’s fucking RAINING?

Aggressively winking at your crush just won’t quite cut it.

The Kumquat’s resident 1.6% back again.

Oh my god, hey girl! Those boots are so cute!