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I Think We Should Still Have Playfair

August 27, 2020

Okay, yeah, whatever, school has to be online because of “safety”, but I dare the administration to answer me this: how the fuck are we going to do Playfair??

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Dirty Rushing is Empowering: Why Saying Fuck U to Panhellenic is Actually Feminism

January 30, 2020

Every year, the executive council of my sorority reminds us of the consequences of “dirty rushing.”

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Ask Kumquat: Am I Too Hot or Not Hot Enough

December 10, 2019

Lately I’ve noticed that everyone in my friend group has been getting closer while I still feel a bit left out.

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Pete the Panther: Getting to know the Panther inside

December 10, 2019

Pete the Panther is early for our meeting. I walk up to the Starbucks patio outside Beckman hall to find Pete sitting on top of one of the black plastic chairs.

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