Day in the Life of an Orange Circle Depop Reseller

1. Wake up in my half bedroom apartment in a gentrified neighborhood  

2. Low ball a facebook marketplace family heirloom 

3. Drive the red Miata my C-list celebrity ex bought for me and park it into the only available spot in the circle (handicapped and gay)

4. Get a Princess Daisy from Contra and SLAM on the no tip button 

5. Spend $300 on a disemboweled Carhartt jacket from Deelux 

6. Buy a brand new Levi’s at Army Navy Store to soak in bleach and farts and label “1970s hippie vietnam war protest relic”

7. Hit my kratom pen in the Antique Mall and break into all of the cabinets 

8. Rob and kill an old woman at gunpoint at Kimmie’s for her vintage Prada purse

9. Make a viral Tiktok with her dead body #haul 

10. Post all the hot finds and ask chat to mark up to optimal prices