Heartbreaking: P-Safe Hinson Just Ran Out of Panther Bucks
Today is a somber day for Panthers both here and abroad.
A senior looks back...
Four years has taught me a lot about myself, my friends, and, like, academics, or whatever, but what I really learned was how great Chapman is as a school.
Room Available for Sublease!!
Hey guys! I’m looking to sublease my room this summer from June to August!
Freshman couple planning big summer breakup
The Kumquat recently sat down with freshmen Josh Morton and Maria Dunham who are planning on taking their relationship the next level with a big, splashy breakup.
Chapman invites Roseanne Barr to speak to TV students
After causing controversy by inviting Ben Shapiro to speak to the senior business students, Chapman said fuck it and went balls to the wall.
Holy Shit. This Dodge Student Doesn’t Like Popular Things
Guys, guys, I am not even shitting you right now, Tom Duncan, freshman film production student doesn’t even like popular things. Any of ‘em guys, he’s so fucking cool.
Chapman indie band makes waves
Student indie music is thriving at Chapman and a new group is trying their best to break into the scene.
@ Chapman Faculty (re: The Birth of a Nation poster)
Thank you for taking it down. Absolutely totally the right call, I cannot stress enough but like… I wrote such a good article and you guys sorta ruined it?
Chapman basketball team makes NCAA Final Four
March Madness has swept the nation, and the little bitch towne of Orange.
QDOBA receives first 2-star Yelp review
Since its opening in 2015, QDOBA Mexican Eats, commonly referred to as “shitty Chipotle”, has been receiving a variety of Yelp reviews.
Senior Film Production major discovers what a midterm is
Directing emphasis Brenton G. has never taken a written test throughout his four years at Chapman U.
White Guy Drawing a Blank for “I Am Chapman” Poster
Heartbreaking. This is the kind of story you just never want to hear about, but it’s sadly true.
Holy shit I’m out of Adderall
I took my last three this morning and I already feel it fading. How the hell am I gonna take my stats midterm??
Chapman has a massive boner for being named in the college admissions scandal
Most colleges would be horrified to be involved in such bad press — but not Chapman.
Chlamydia prepares for a busy Valentine’s Day
As students and faculty at Chapman settle in to enjoy another Valentine’s Day, one staff member is still hard at work.
“Why should black history be just one month?” says Freshman, white
The beginning of Black History Month marked the start of the mad scramble between the students of Chapman University to prove who the wokest is.
Everyone abroad is cyberbullying me
For the past few days, and the foreseeable future, I have been the tragic (though beautiful) victim of a cyber bullying attack.
New Year, Same Shitty Gal
Devastation. That’s how sophomore sweetheart Ashley Bates described waking up the third Saturday of 2019.