I need to get this off my chest.

Dear Diary….

With Halloweekend approaching and guys at their absolute creepiest, we wanted to compile a list of ways to get that weirdo the fuck away from you.

Dodge student, Mason Dick, Film Prod ‘23 plans to file a claim against Netflix for copyright infringement for recent Korean Netflix hit Squid Game, which Dick claims to have written for his Dodge AP Film.

Last Saturday, freshman Creative Writing major Riley Jones expected a normal night at Beta with her “biotches.”

Make a little ghost out of toilet paper and put it on the bathroom counter to spook your roommates.

I’m vaxxed. COVID is gone (duh.) Now, i NEEEED to lick some stuff. Here’s a list of all the stuff my tongue is gonna touch this O - week:

After being a part of what was dubbed “one of the funnier nutrition science classes I’ve ever taught” by her professor last semester, junior Audrey Woodward plans to take her brand of zoom humor to campus.