April Editors Letter. Fuck You.
There’s a new editor in town and he’s your worst fucking nightmare.
Wait…Where are the A Cappella Groups Now…?
Recently, the Kumquat launched into an emergency investigation when one of our writers was like, “Hold on, do you guys remember, like, the Chaptones and stuff? Where are they?”
WHO WANTS TO SMOOCH AFTER I GET MY SECOND VACCINE DOSE!!!!??!
Please check if you meet any of the following requirements.
Slay alert! This Girlboss Beat Cancel Culture
Hannah Dulin, DG Risk Manager 23’, redefines what it means to be a #girlboss.
Jerry Price Suggests Big Group Hug
“No one is coming to the town halls and I really need to get this message out there”
Phi Delt Pledge Reflects On The Good Old Days
As my time in Phi Delt comes to a close, it’s hard for me to find the words to describe how I feel leaving this chapter behind.
Worst Freshman Year Ever? There’s a Big Monster Eating People in Henley Hall
Ugh, and we thought 2020 was bad.
Proposed Busts Joining Reagan On Campus
After Reagan gave us lonely puppy dog eyes, it was decided that he needs some friends.
An Open Letter From Me, The Person Who Runs BSU’s Insta
Please continue to DM me asking how you a sorority girl with a lightning bolt and butterfly emoji in your bio can end racism.
REPORT: Pandemic Declared Over for Upper Tax Brackets
This is just in time for Darty Season!
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