Physically and Mentally Superior GMO Freshmen Poised to Benefit School
I always knew eugenics was the answer!
Masterclass Popularity Plummets Due to Lack of Famous People!
4th best film school? Not for long!
Chapman Wonders Why You All Expected Dorm Pool by Labor Day, After Saying it Would be Done by Labor Day.
So that’s why the meathead next to me in Econ 202 was wearing a speedo in class…
Dodge Lobby Inspires Other Schools to Follow Suit!
where will the hanging spiderman go in leatherby?
Charles C. Chapman Returns Via Cryochamber: New Policies to Come
uh he’s right behind me, isn’t he…
Girl So Tired After Driving to LA for Very Important Internship
Ugh, I can’t believe I even came out tonight! I’m so exhausted. The 405* was sooo clogged up on the way home.