Months of Frat Party Romanticization Leads to Desperate Behavior
After a full year, the time has finally come for the resurrection of sweat, tears, and moral ambiguity that is a college fraternity party.
First Playfair back to be so wild and dangerous, waiver and NDA required
Checking in with the department of Residence Life & First Year Experience about their O-Week plans, the Kumquat learned that Chapman is sending out mandatory waivers and NDAs to all incoming freshmen, specifically for the coveted Playfair event.
To My Incoming POC (Panthers of Color)
What the hell were you thinking accepting an admission offer to “Chapman University”?
O-Week Gone Feral
Senior OL Mason Meyers spent the last three months scouring the internet for the latest trends that the Class of 2024 created in order to relate to them; his findings are quite troubling.
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GOD HURRY IT’S CROWNING
You know it has to be one of them. God, you’re so horny.
Do you own a pair of Doc Marten’s? Are you voting for Pete Buttegieg? What sets you apart?