Frat guy wonders if you could keep it down a bit
Don’t get him wrong, he wants y’all to have a good time tonight, he just would love it if you could use your inside voices.
Student celebrates 92nd birthday waiting for Dodge computer to log on
Chapman student, now alumnus, Brandon Carson enjoyed a small gathering of close friends to celebrate his birthday in MKS 208, while still waiting for his computer to sign on to his student account.
A day in the life of Daniele C. Struppa
Freshman Tyler Wilson recently began working as Struppa’s personal assistant. Wilson told The Kumquat what a typical day of working for Struppa entails.
Roommates tired of RA-mediated conflicts, would rather fight to the death
When it comes to creative conflict resolution, student Michael Baumgartner may just have everyone else— including his roommate— beat.
Freshman realizes her seasonal depression is just regular depression
First year student Jane Waters was so excited to move to California and enjoy year round warm weather after growing up in the Northeast.
Business student kisses statue of Reagan every day for good luck
Keith Ledger, sophomore Business student, recently revealed to The Kumquat reporters his secret good luck charm.
Tiffany can’t find her white Jeep Wrangler
When asked for specifics, she said the Jeep “is super cute, has a California license plate, and has a ‘keep calm and just beach it’ sticker on the back bumper”.
Environmental Science major expelled for using plastic straw
Early Monday morning, Senior environmental science major Alexander Gore was escorted off of Chapman’s campus by Public Safety.
An apology to Dean Jerry Price, and our readers
After Jerry Price tweeted out that he has “No Fenestra tramp stamp”, we took it upon ourselves to find out the truth for our readers, because we fucking care about you guys.
Bruxie introduces addictive new recipe
Bruxie, the iconic chicken and waffle chain, has seen a surge of demand with Chapman students in recent years, despite an equally steep climb in prices.
Freshman Accidentally Calls RA “Mom”
Residence Life released a statement Tuesday morning recounting an incident that took place during orientation.
Junior returns from “life changing” study abroad experience — still an asshole
Jeremy Saxon spent spring semester in London and boy oh boy are you gonna hear about it.
Dodge kid at frat party desperately wants everyone to know what his major is
Last Friday, Freshman Skylar Biggs pulled up to Phi Delt in his Chapman University Lawrence and Kristina Dodge College of Film and Media Arts T-shirt,