Maybe my circadian rhythm is off, maybe it’s because I keep getting wine drunk at noon, or maybe the constant Little Caesars delivery is throwing my hormones askew.

One group of on-campus residents have stayed put

Senior Tommy Beckendorf’s new podcast is proof that just because you have time to make something, doesn’t mean you should.

Kaylee Jones is having a difficult time back home in San Jose after being stripped from her title of Pralle Resident Advisor.

Hey. Hey, Mom. Mama. My beautiful madre. Mommy!!! Come on, it’s time! It’s finally golden hour.

Quarantine with the girls has taken a yearnful turn at a local Dodge house.

“I keep getting Facebook invites for frat parties and part of me is like, woah that’s so unsanitary but the other part of me wants to get really drunk and forget that any of this is happening to me”

Guys did you notice the insanity of what has been happening this weekend... it’s fucking RAINING?

Aggressively winking at your crush just won’t quite cut it.

Isolation isn’t treating the Chapman Community too kindly.

You know, I just have to make sure she’s feeling ok.

Spoiler Alert: It was definitely NOT toilet paper

It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m horny as FUCK.

Where does the wind come from?

First off, your existence is chaos.

Is there anything more romantic than fucking pandemonium?

The Kumquat’s resident 1.6% back again.

Oh my god, hey girl! Those boots are so cute!

Check out these newly offered interterm classes!

Ah, Interterm. A magical time of year where lines are shorter, weeknights are freer, and everyone you actually wanted to see is inexplicably in London or The Philippines.