What mode of obnoxious campus transportation are you?
The skateboarder……. he’s right behind you
Which racist professor are you?
If you’re a POC student, don’t worry you’re none of them :)
Which bathroom should you shit in during your 15 minute break in your 3 hour lecture?
GOD HURRY IT’S CROWNING
Which acquaintance should you pipe tonight?
You know it has to be one of them. God, you’re so horny.
Which 'not like other girls' girl are you?
Do you own a pair of Doc Marten’s? Are you voting for Pete Buttegieg? What sets you apart?
