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Should You Drop Out?

January 17, 2023

personally, i am despite what my answer is

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What mode of obnoxious campus transportation are you?

November 4, 2021

The skateboarder……. he’s right behind you

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Does he have a boat?

September 28, 2021

He fuckin’ better

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Which sorority should you be in?

January 29, 2020

Your friends are all doing it, so why not I guess?

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Which bathroom should you shit in during your 15 minute break in your 3 hour lecture?

December 9, 2019

GOD HURRY IT’S CROWNING

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Which acquaintance should you pipe tonight?

December 9, 2019

You know it has to be one of them. God, you’re so horny.

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Which 'not like other girls' girl are you?

December 9, 2019

Do you own a pair of Doc Marten’s? Are you voting for Pete Buttegieg? What sets you apart?

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What Frat Party Theme Are You?

December 1, 2019

TRICK QUESTION any answer with you at a frat is a bad one

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