Just found out Chapman is nothing like the real world… what the fuck

they dont… right? someone please let me know

Stop making your DD take you to Albertacos

Principal Doody-head fr

LEAVE. This place is a trap.

Snitches get Skwunked.

Well isn’t that the kind of story that warms your heart, star Panther quarterback Doug Tatum has begun dating some lame nerd chick named Lisa or something fuckin weird like that.

the best place to find molly is in the second floor bathroom of smith hall

HARK!

your professor will never see it coming Xoxo

The Bush surveillance system locked it’s sights on a woman wearing hijab and became so overwhelmed it caught on fire.

When Phi Gamma Delta and their groupies embarked on their Spring Break Cabo trip, they never imagined the toils in store for them.

Struppa really dropped the ball! Or should we say “diamond”.

It’s only been two weeks since the brilliant new system–which rewards those with better grades more Panther Bucks and Caf swipes–was put into motion.

On the third floor of Leatherby Libraries, things got messy in an argument between couple Michael Bradley and Lia Jones.

She’s the only person without a mask in class. She needs to read the room and stop trying to greet us like we live in fucking France all the time. She’s from Ohio, nobody does the double kiss on the cheek thing in Ohio.

Chapman asks the hard hitting questions… like what if Pete was a furry?