Senior Film Production major discovers what a midterm is
Directing emphasis Brenton G. has never taken a written test throughout his four years at Chapman U.
White Guy Drawing a Blank for “I Am Chapman” Poster
Heartbreaking. This is the kind of story you just never want to hear about, but it’s sadly true.
Holy shit I’m out of Adderall
I took my last three this morning and I already feel it fading. How the hell am I gonna take my stats midterm??
Chapman has a massive boner for being named in the college admissions scandal
Most colleges would be horrified to be involved in such bad press — but not Chapman.
Chlamydia prepares for a busy Valentine’s Day
As students and faculty at Chapman settle in to enjoy another Valentine’s Day, one staff member is still hard at work.
“Why should black history be just one month?” says Freshman, white
The beginning of Black History Month marked the start of the mad scramble between the students of Chapman University to prove who the wokest is.
Everyone abroad is cyberbullying me
For the past few days, and the foreseeable future, I have been the tragic (though beautiful) victim of a cyber bullying attack.
New Year, Same Shitty Gal
Devastation. That’s how sophomore sweetheart Ashley Bates described waking up the third Saturday of 2019.
Brave Bridget reports she’s “not even that cold”
After approximately 45 minutes of steady drippage, the rain has forced over 97% of SoCal natives into deep naps.
My TOTALLY EPIC Winter Break
Sandra, we get it you went to the Galapagos, but now let me tell you about my winter break.
That panther? It’s alive.
Everyone stops to stare at the big ass panther hanging off Beckman...you know, for Christmas?
White student taking language credit swears he’s “Japanese at heart”
What started as a language credit has become an ikigai, or “life’s purpose,” for communications major Dennis Owens.
Girl “Really wants to hang out” just “Busy with finals”
“Oh id luv to Carl, but im swamped with finals (water gun emoji, water gun emoji). Maybe another time??”
Holiday celebration funded by your tuition
If you ever wondered what anonymous donor is paying for a bunch of fake snow, it’s you.
Orange resident “Can’t wait” for Undie Run
Tom Smith is a little too excited for Undie Run.
A report on Chapman’s most recent football game
This is all super true, how would you even know? We both know you weren’t there.