Hey! You! Yeah you man. You gotta fucking help me. I’m stuck in this website.

Read the fucking article asshat.

umm are u stupid?? click the link!

“We did it”

It’s a landmark year for American politics, but as the nation’s disenfranchised fight for their right to be treated as human beings, still others are asking questions like, “Why should I care?”

DM us for the full list that runs around 50 pages

I literally don’t know how to handle all these “we should hang when you get back” texts from guys I simply never want to hang with.

Public safety officer Jerome McGuire just wants to make sure you don’t mean him when you say “ALL cops are bastards.”

I just wanted to speak up and share my allyship plan for the coming months.

He’d put too many hours into his brand as THE Chapman male feminist to just, pivot to a different thing.

You fucking idiot. You really thought?

Class of 2020 let me hear you mute those motherf*ckin mics!

Sophomore Film Production major Lauren Dib is in critical condition.

“Up until now, we’ve relied on verbal intimidation to fight crime on campus, but now, with this pandemic we had no choice but to use swords.”

I need this.

While many panthers struggle to adjust to quarantining at home, one notable Chapman figure lacks sympathy for students.

That’s right, it’s summer, the only time of year where you can finally sit around the house and do nothing!

Writing this was healing.

Whether you’re safe or not, you definitely should be having it!