block and report @hoovesliquor ……….
Read MoreDodge Unveils Star for Alumni Who’s in “That One Show”
“We are thrilled to unveil a fourth star on our prestigious Walk of Fame for Janet, who plays girl number 3 in the new season of that one show about college kids!”
Read MoreHARROWING: RA gets Insane P*ssy
RA’s get one universal key and think they’re god or something
Read MoreStudent a “Nationally Recognized Scholar,” Says Unsolicited Letter from Credible Organization
Geordie MacMalton answers “What would you do if you were better than everybody else?”
Read MoreFrom the Editor's Desk
I, Skwunk, do not have any association with George Santos, nor do I look like, sound like, or am George Santos.
Read MoreCorrect Opinion Piece: Stop Settling for Bruxie
Who really gives a fuck about a New Year’s Resolution?
Read MoreChapman to Phase Out BA in Making Lots of Money
It was recently announced that Argyros School of Business will no longer be enrolling new students for their hugely popular and successful BA in Making Lots of Money.
Read MoreInterterm Is My Year Of Rest And Relaxation
Interterm isn’t real and I’ll tell you why.
Read MoreNew Dance Building Leaves Dodge Kids Needing More Attention
LET’S BURN SANDI SIMON TO THE GROUND! … again
Read MoreSorority Fucked for Recruitment After Token "Funny Girl" Drops
“They made me DEI chair and I genuinely believe it's just because I’m a little bit funny and have a nose ring.”
Read More“Interterm was so fun!” Says Friend Who Took Easy Elective
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. For unemployed, booed-up sophomore Allison Thomas, life has never been better.
Read MoreFrom the Editor's Desk.
Bahhh humbug.
Read More"The K" Secret Donor Finally Revealed
Since its unveiling, the true identity of the K’s benefactor has been widely debated, but what if I told you that the answer has been right in front of you… all… along…
Read MoreWaitlists Resolved by Awesome Battle Royale
“I think my priority registration gives me access to a flamethrower.”
Read MoreNew Study Shows Set Pics on Instagram Directly Correlated to Amount of Sex Had
Everyone knows the dodge majors have the most sex… because personally I have so much sex
Read MoreNew Chapman Club Where They Watch Different Movies
Campus is dead.
Read MoreSanta Claus is Afraid of Delivering Presents to the “Hood?!”
The Saintiest Saint, Santa Claus is under fire after a 2022 FBI report revealed that those in marginalized communities have not been receiving presents.
Read MoreSafeRide to Begin Offering New Service to Naughty Students
Much like the Cold War’s Hollywood Blacklist, many students found themselves on SafeRide’s naughty list this past semester for abusing the service to get to parties, instead of home.
Read MoreFrom the Editor's Desk
Seasons greetings pussy cats!
Read MoreGuy Participating in No Nut November has “Big Plans” for December 1st
“I’m going to unload unlike ever before. Just watch.”
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