Hear ye! Hear ye! We have a proposition!

Confused and dazed? Struggling to feel normal? Having difficulty waking up and putting your boobs on? It's possible that you’re either super ugly or just a person of color at Chapman University.

Wilkinson College, the “heart and soul” of Chapman, excitedly announces “big things” this semester after receiving a generous donation of $20.

What began as harmless participation and Instagram story viewing led sophomore Vivienne Capes into a nightmare of epic proportions.

block and report @hoovesliquor ……….

“We are thrilled to unveil a fourth star on our prestigious Walk of Fame for Janet, who plays girl number 3 in the new season of that one show about college kids!”

RA’s get one universal key and think they’re god or something

Geordie MacMalton answers “What would you do if you were better than everybody else?”

Who really gives a fuck about a New Year’s Resolution?

It was recently announced that Argyros School of Business will no longer be enrolling new students for their hugely popular and successful BA in Making Lots of Money.

Interterm isn’t real and I’ll tell you why.

LET’S BURN SANDI SIMON TO THE GROUND! … again

“They made me DEI chair and I genuinely believe it's just because I’m a little bit funny and have a nose ring.” 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. For unemployed, booed-up sophomore Allison Thomas, life has never been better.

Bahhh humbug.

Since its unveiling, the true identity of the K’s benefactor has been widely debated, but what if I told you that the answer has been right in front of you… all… along… 

“I think my priority registration gives me access to a flamethrower.”

Everyone knows the dodge majors have the most sex… because personally I have so much sex

Campus is dead.

The Saintiest Saint, Santa Claus is under fire after a 2022 FBI report revealed that those in marginalized communities have not been receiving presents.