I am smart. I am sexy. I am humble.
Read MoreHUMILIATING! Struppa Falls for BOFA Joke Onstage.
brb urban dictionary-ing BOFA
Read MoreRA’s Now Authorized to Use “Lethal Force”
THE RA’S HAVE GUNS NOW MOTHER FUCKERS
Read MoreFrom the Editor's Desk
Skwunk here.
Read MoreChapman Youth Groups Undergo Massive Rebrand
Chapman is seeing an increase of slayful Christians strutting their stuff in the streets of the piazza.
Read MoreBreaking Cis-Het White Women: Colonized Slaying
slayyyyyyyyyy
Read MoreAn Ally’s Experience at Pride
no im like so straight, i love gay people or whatever but i fuck bitches like soooo many bitches. i swear
Read MoreA Final Editorette's Letter
For the last time: Xoxo, Hot Girl Editor
Read MoreSenior with Self-Designed Major Totally Fucked For Real World
Just found out Chapman is nothing like the real world… what the fuck
Read MoreDo Boys Masturbate?: Musings on Male Sexuality
they dont… right? someone please let me know
Read MoreSophomore White Woman Attempts to Speak Spanish on 2am Albertacos Run
Stop making your DD take you to Albertacos
Read MoreOops! Struppa Accidentally Refers to Self as “Principal Doody Head”
Principal Doody-head fr
Read MoreA Message to My POC Panthers
LEAVE. This place is a trap.
Read MoreFrom the Editor's Desk
Snitches get Skwunked.
Read MoreHeartwarming: Chapman Football Star Dates Lame Nerd Chick
Well isn’t that the kind of story that warms your heart, star Panther quarterback Doug Tatum has begun dating some lame nerd chick named Lisa or something fuckin weird like that.
Read MoreChap-Chella: A Festival for the Sad and Poor
the best place to find molly is in the second floor bathroom of smith hall
Read MoreTHOU SEEKETH THY SOUL! AND BREASTS!
HARK!
Read MoreAn Email Template for Missing Class
your professor will never see it coming Xoxo
Read MoreBush Family Mural in Beckman Reportedly “Watching” Middle Eastern Students
The Bush surveillance system locked it’s sights on a woman wearing hijab and became so overwhelmed it caught on fire.
Read MoreEnemies To Lovers: How I Fell For Honest Abe
Oh soooooo honest Abe <3
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